I have held out against Tiger Woods for 2 weeks because I like Tiger the golfer just like how I like Jordan the basketball player and Barry Bonds the baseball player. The media did a number on Tiger and his infidelities. So I wanted to go all Chris Crocker on these BS media and a shout out to Ed the Sports Fan. I saw what Mark Reily said about Tiger.
And Jim Rome said................
Well, I have to agree with Jim Rome on some of that. I just wonder if the media will let up on Tiger, but that is like wondering if the war on drugs will end. I mean he is a role model, but I am glad I had Charles Barkley during my time because his infidelity is not an issue to me and it should not be with all these kids that look up to Tiger. In a world where parents should be role models and not advising their children to be someone else, Tiger indiscretions are a mere fact that he is human. That is not people want to hear. If parent want there children to be like the Tiger we saw from 1996 to 2008, well get a robot or something and feed your child oil and write an application for him to be perfect because in life, No one is perfect nor untouchable. So for the media to disclose and make Tiger to be a monster in 3 weeks when they were sucking his balls praising him for a decade and some change is just something he will have to get back. So with that being said, in my dream world, this how I want to Tiger to come back.
Tiger Woods with most likely divorce his Swedish wife and end up engaged with a black woman named……….well let’s just call her LaDonna G., a doctor that grew up in Columbia, South Carolina that is a high prominent person in the Tampa after they found out they had something in common at an Orlando Magic game. Tiger come back in full force, wearing the basic black with nike emblem being gray polo shirt (like the Oakland Raiders of old). He not only breaks Jack Nicklaus record but shattering it to where golfer will have to work extra hard to get a sniff of it. Tiger start looking even more arrogant to his golf buddy peers, pairing up with Jesper Parnevik in a first round. After he shooting like 10 birdies, 2 eagles, and 6 pars; he look at Jesper and does a D-X chop like Triple H in wrestling shakes his hand with grace and tell him “good game.” He will go on to the golf Hall of Fame and tributes one to his late father.
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